Disinformation Campaign

It’s not just for funsiesour flimflam directive.They musn’t know whatwe know lest a seismictilt befall the paradigmour peeps have carvedlo these sundry aeons.Hells bells should theyglimpse a hint of truthin the buff before wetar and feather it. Woeis we should this realitybe unadorned with hat,fake mustache, glasses.Extraordinary times callfor ordinary measures.We need them to lookthemselves... Continue Reading →

The Canadian Goose

Hissing, honking, haughty bird,taking its precious time crossingthe thoroughfare, above the law,its garbanzo bean brain bestiallyaware of its federal protection.You know you are in its lairwhen a minefield of black snakefirework shaped feces informsyour formerly halcyon hikeon the defiled shores of a lake.Then, completely inconsiderateof your cardiovascular stability,its flock alights in a frenziedsplash, pocking the... Continue Reading →

(True) Love in an Elevator

When the elevator malfunctioned we went from strangers to friends to casual dating but eventually could deny our love no more than a bird its song, and in those cramped quarters we saw our kids off to college, watched our 401k ebb and flow with the slow motion histrionics of a glacier’s migration, and when... Continue Reading →

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